Similiar to an Armrest War,leg wars occur on buses or planes, in which 2 or more people are battling for comfortable leg space.
Shit man i was on the bus next ot this 500 pound fagget..and he was totally proposing leg war..so i stretched out my legz and got comfortable..but he was having none of it..the leg war went on for the entire bus ride
When you're legs are so long and you're so tall that rumours spread like wild fire that you're undergoing surgery to get the bitches shortened
"Damn I heard she's getting leg reduction?"
"Hey how did the leg reduction go?!"
After sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time where your lags fall asleep.
Dude,I had the shits so bad I got throne legs and couldn't stand up.
When you know your leg is there but it feels like it has gone off on a reconnaissance mission...
You tell someone your leg doesn't feel like its there and they say oh you mean your reconnaissance leg (in other words it does that a lot).
Beater's leg is when you beat your meat so hard that one or both of your legs go numb.
Eryc: Bro, i was sitting on the toilet and beat my meat so hard my left leg went numb bro. And my dick got a little swollen too bro. It caught a case of beater's leg bro.
Cuming on your legs just befor you have sex
Ethan got white legs when he saw leonie naked
When you have to drive a hot chick across state lines to an area where the age of consent is 17 or younger.
Rubs really showed some Booty-Legging wisdom when he drove that drunk bitch he met at the FSU tailgate to Georgia last weekend. Legal consent at 16 is awesome!
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