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Hair like pubes.
Keeps trevally
"EASY!" after exam
Guy1: EASY'D the exam, kept a trevally and now my hair looks like pwebees
Guy2: Bruh are you serious don't be a Lucas Rhodes
An extremely gorgeous girl who any guy would be lucky enough to have her. She tends to have an amazing body with jaw dropping tits. She's always happy and that smile is perfect
Damn did you see that Kelly Lucas today? I deffinately want to be with her
A short kid who likes Literature and drama. He is also short and like a person named Rohan very much. He also likes Starwars ,memes and Halo.
Girl: Hey
Lucas Yeoh: I have the high ground
Girl: That is Lucas Yeoh
The dirtiest of all sex positions, involving:
- Mint toothpaste
- Blueberry pie
- Wrench
- Football pump
- 1 Pubic hair of a middle aged Asian
1. Poor the toothpaste all over the schlong.
2. Place wrench horizontally in ass crack to ensure widest opening.
3. Insert the blueberry pie into the whole without causing any damage.
4. Pump the blueberry pie with the football pump until it has reached full capacity.
5. Slide into that blueberry pie like you slide into Elon Musk’s dms.
6. Once the blueberry pie has exploded, use the pubic hair to carefully remove your schlong.
Caution:
Performing the Luca Bok more than once will result in death.
Warning:
By performing the Luca Bok, you will not be able to sit for about 3 months due to the friction and stretch-marks.
Average Chungus: “I did the Luca Bok yesterday!”
Average Sid: “Oh my god, you dirty animal!”
Average Chungus: “I can’t sit anymore but it was worth it.”
Average Sid: “Where did you get the instruments?”
Average Chungus: “Oh I had them all in my closet! Can you believe it?”
Average Sid: “Oh I can.”
An old real-life drug lord who went from infamous to famous thanks to Denzel Washington.
People from 1960's to 2000's: OMG Frank Lucas sucks!! He ruined my life with Blue Magic!!
People from 2007+: OMG Frank Lucas was so G!! I want some Blue Magic!!!
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Jesse is often described as a sexy beast sweet, caring and just an amazing person to be around. He is most known as the sexiest man alive as shown on 20 to 1 and voted by burt newton. He also is the bnest wingman and hes pickup lines are almost as sexy as his abs. He is also great in bed belive me i would know ;). He often spends his weekends having duhh sexaaay tym in the bathtub or shower with a blunt plastic spoon and/or waterbottle>
"Is that Jesse Lucas?"
"Yeah"
"OMG what a sexy beast!"
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