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Facebook MILF: Mother I'd Like to Friend
A friends hot mom whom you would like to "friend" on facebook in hopes of finding un-mom like and crazy pictures on her profile.
Jack: "Dude, Sarah's mom is such a babe."
Steve: "I know I need to add her! I bet she has some good photos, she's such a Facebook MILF."
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when you seek a referral directly from the MILF to date her maiden daughter.
(All parties are adults)
Chris: heyyyyy good lookin, I love your spirit did u raise your daughter like that?
MILF: of course, they were raised right?
Chris: awesome, think i could take her out on a date?
MILF: sure, you’re handsome and charming.
Chris: oh fuck yeeeeaaaaaaaaah... can’t wait to meet this MILF Maiden!
A Shitty Big Nose Looking Ass Roach, That At Any Chance They Get They Annoy The Heck Out Of You, Which Causes You To Commit Suicide Because Of The Non-stop Ringing Of Their Voice In Your Ear, And Would Do Anything To Get On Someones Dick.
OMG I Cant Get Maleka Away From Me She Is The Wierdest, She Wants To Suck Me Off, And She Doesn't Even Know That She Is The Most Annoying Person Ever!!!
"Damb Man She Must Be A Milf Muff"
The term milf-nip describes a guy that has rugged features, but still maintains a cute, innocent look that makes older women feel compelled to corrupt him or treat him like a son, albeit in a sexual way. He is the milf version of catnip. This adorably manly aura also has similar effect on women his own age.
He looks like a nice piece of milf-nip; I just want to tuck him into bed, kiss his forehead and then fuck his innocence away.
The son of a MILF whose actual name is forever meaningless, overshadowed by his mother's beautiful mommaries.
...I'm about to say hello when I notice she's holding a bundled blanket, and sure enough I see Son of MILF, sucking on her beautiful mommaries in broad daylight.