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windy mustache

When you're going down on a chick and she queefs on your mustache

Dude I totally ate Ashlee lynn's clam salad last night and she gave me a windy mustache. Now everything smells like anchovies and chicken soup! I had to clean the sour cream out of my mustache.

by donkey lover May 16, 2015


Greek mustache

The act of performing oral sex on a man or woman who as Greek yogurt spread over their genitals. When the act is over it leave one, with a mustache made of yogurt

Bro. Last night Stacy surprised me with the Greek mustache, it was amazing.

by Cummingbirds February 8, 2022


Mustache Key

The key to a great mustache.

Bro, you’re Stache is coming in strong. Take it to greatness with the Mustache Key!

by Mr. Mustachekey May 11, 2021


pubic-mustache

When swallowing a dick deep enough that your nose is pressed against the pubic hairs of the cock, as if the guys pubes where your mustache.

Riley is an expert at having a pubic-mustache, she goes in deep!

by riley.lovecocks January 11, 2021


Downstairs Mustache

The collection of hair in the pubic region shaped in the form of a mustache.

"The other day I was at my cousin's birthday party and I flashed my downstairs mustache, because it was Mustache March."
"Dude, your cousin is like seven."
"You must(ache) be mistaking me for someone who gives a shit."

by Richard Flavor April 6, 2014


Mustache Eggs

Contrary to popular belief, mustaches lay and hatch from eggs. They sit on top of their eggs until the baby mustaches hatch. That's why you can't see a mustache egg. Then there's a mustache with food particles stuck to it that the person wearing it is unaware of. This can also be sported on the top lip of a person who has no facial hair. This is different than a mustache egg and is not to be confused with one, despite the name of it. This is called an Egg McMustache. An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is also a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.

"In regards to mustache eggs, these people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered an Egg McMustache and they gave me an Egg McMuffin instead. They told me that eggs don't even have mustaches. No, but mustaches have eggs. Where do you think baby mustaches come from? I want a refund!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023


National Mustache Day

National Mustache day is April 20th where all mustaches hold a competition for who can grow the biggest mustache.

Another boring day. "What do you mean Max its national mustache day get up and get ready!

by cerealbeforemilk1234 April 21, 2021