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When you're going down on a chick and she queefs on your mustache
Dude I totally ate Ashlee lynn's clam salad last night and she gave me a windy mustache. Now everything smells like anchovies and chicken soup! I had to clean the sour cream out of my mustache.
a. (n) The result of biting into a juicy gyro and getting taziki sauce on your mustache.
b. (v) The act of going down on a Greek chick.
a. Taki got a total Taziki Mustache at that Greek cafe yesterday.
b. Taki hooked up with that Greek chick and gave her a total Taziki Mustache! Oopah!
The Pubic celery that lavishly decorated the girth lengthy gonzolite appendage often found south of the equator.
Hey baby, you want a southern mustache ride?
When two males grow mustaches at the same time and keep them trimmed in the same fashion.
Jimmy wanted to be mustache bros with Tim, but Tim rejected the idea and shaved his mustache off.
the event when something awkward happens.
When your duo doesn’t clutch and does something embarrassing then it is a mustache moment.
When you cum in a girl on her period and then eat her out
Man, last night I fucked this chick on her period. Then I ate her out. Walked out of there with a pink mustache
Derived from an occupy human rights video in which a man steps inside a residence and performs an illegal search and arrest all because he had a mustache that gave others the impression that he held some kind of real authority.
Guy- Man that guy had some real mustache authority going in their house like that in that video
Girl- Dude he didn't even have a mustache...