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Extremely attractive, emotional stable woman who is a gainfully employed professional. She has an ample sex drive and willing to experiment. Someone whom you would desire to introduce to your friends and family. In other words, a hot woman who provides her man sex all the time, she isn’t crazy, and she’s very intelligent/self reliant. This individual is rare; a bit like Bigfoot, where there has been “sightings”, but no confirmed evidence that they truly exist. Not to be confused with the “unicorn”.
I thought I met a golden beaver once…. It was dark and a bit hazy at the club…. But the next morning it turns out she was just another beaver. :(
Female equivalent of a cock tease.
Johnathan got me horny then left, what a beaver teaser.
When a woman's Vagina is filled with cocaine.
I was in the middle of snorting a line off a strippers ass when she asked me if I could get the rest out of her pussy. After I damn near inhaled her labia she asked me "How'd you like that diesel beaver?"
A Beaver brush is a moustache that is being used to comb a beaver before entry.
"Daniel asked Margaret if he could comb her beaver with his beaver brush!"
When you give anal sex to someone who is constipated in an attempt to clear up their constipation.
Person 1: "My stomach is killing me, I think I'm constipated."
Person 2: "A reverse beaver oughta clear that up."
When a girl gets a excited and wet for you, some dude, or hopefully another girl. For some reason she doesn't get worked over in time and she dries out. Until she's able to clean up and shower she has a skunked beaver.
Damn Leslie, that's funky, you got a skunked beaver. Get yourself a shower.
A type of beaver endemic to the Yucatan Peninsula. It uses it’s huge teeth to get it’s way , eat huge amounts of chocolate, and fend off predators.
The Blanca Beaver eats chocolate by the river’s edge.