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speed uno

a variation of the regular uno game thats SUPER fast...the only Uno that's not lame.

(..you have to be kool to know the rules)

John - "yo, you know how to play speed uno?"

Jason - "....Naw dawg."

John - "god you're gey"

by jb39076 November 22, 2006

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3 speed

usually refered to an animal with 3 legs, most usually a dog with only 3 legs

Look at that dog. He's a 3 speed!

by abrown April 11, 2007

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speed bagging

The act of quickly tea bagging individuals from a high speed carousel.

Cooter was successfully speed bagging at least 9 people from the merry go round! Did you see that?!

Man! I was standing too close to the merry go round and got hit upside the head by that speed bagging fool!

by Penelope Storm July 2, 2012

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speed bumps

a Homosexual slang word for Hemorrhoids

"Armando's Speed Bumps hurt me pretty bad last night"

by LiquidSteal February 27, 2006

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Speed Fudging

Much like speed dating, only for promiscuous homosexual fellas that like life in the fast lane.

Oooh, check out me new Y-Backs i've just bought for when I go out speed fudging tonight, easy access and stylish too!

by Dickie Brooks September 21, 2007

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speed squeeze

A super quick dump. Brought on by one of two methods: Either you eat a lot of Mexican food, or you can grease your bum before you start for faster poop completion.

Guy: I took a speed squeeze today.
Boy: You mean you were constipated?
Guy: No, I used Vaseline to make it go by faster.

by Walker Watson July 29, 2006

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Speed Boating

When you grab a girls breasts, put your face in them and go 'BRRRRRRRRRRRRR' while shaking your head from side to side.

I feel like Speed Boating her.

by MLTZER September 22, 2009

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