cheat

When your girl is "with her friends" but her friends are with you

bf: hey, where are you?
gf: with my friends, don't worry about it
bf: weird cuz they're with me
gf: i can explain
bf: you cheat

cheat

whatever you did, it's cheating, bro. the internet aint gon give u an excuse.

"You kissed her? That's cheating, bro."

Cheat

I didn't cheat and if I don't get every cent of the money I'm owed I'll murder a child.

Hym "You molested a retard and you're offloading the cost of your existence to everyone around you while I pay the price. All you've done is unironically prove me right about everything I've said about women and the sad part is you think you did something profound. You are desperate to win a game I refuse to play. There is nothing for me to cheat at. You're not better than men. You're not equal to me. And you're not keeping any of the money. Every cent you used to buy off the liberals with philanthropy. Everything you spent. I don't have to let you steal it. All of this so you don't have to admit you were wrong to choose that fucking cripple over me."

Cheating your Fitbit

(Verb) A synonym for jacking off due to the hand motion commonly used to reach a step goal on your Fitbit

Synonyms) Code 3, Jacking off

I can’t go out tonight, I’m grounded after my mom caught me Cheating your Fitbit

Cheated

(Past Tense) A person that sleeps with another person behind their “loved ones” back

That bitch Kiera cheated on my homie!

Cheated

When one is incapable of admitting that they reak.

That washed nigga OTIS got dropped, hence claiming that his opponent cheated.

Halal cheating

It is when a Muslim man gets a secret wife without the permission of his first wife (In Islam, polygyny is allowed). In moralistic terms, this is considered cheating, but it is considered "permissible" in Islam. Hence, you may cheat without the permission of your first wife, as long as you're doing it the halal way!

Married woman: I just learned that my husband had another wife behind my back for 12 years! I feel so crushed. Was I not enough?
Sister: *sighs* Poor woman, you just caught him halal cheating.