Lord Infinitum is a hand picked guard of goddess Muthusala.
"Make way for goddess Muthusala and Lord Infinitum!"
Someone that likes juicy congealed meat in their face
Hey, did you hear about Eric? i heard he is a mega spam lord
Lord dortis will devour any edible food item in his path. He loves using big adjectives and being the manager. Here are some of his most classic scriptures
“Are you going to eat that” dortis 11.2.23
“The leafs suck” dortis 7.11.42
Lord dortis loves getting paid to wipe the elderly.
A man who has a fetish for sex with menstruating women.
When Jessica is horny on her period she just summons The Red Lord to take care of her needs.
Someone that is stubborn or uncooperative over the smallest issues and make them bigger deals in doing so. This is usually done in an attempt to stroke the ego and/or demonstrate 'alpha'.
Harry: Hey Dave would you mind getting your clothes out of the living room? I have friends coming by
Dave: DUDE, FUCK YOU. CAN'T YOU SEE IM WATCHING THE GAME?
Harry: You're such a crumb lord
The most legendary footballer of all time
Ole: "Did you see that legendary goal by Lord Fred"
Carrick: "He is so sick he's the GOAT"
The most cheesiest grand high lord of cheesy sayings. He is dirty minded and devious but a pretty cool person. Friend of the Lordess. Is also king of toasters.
“You’re so cheesy. Like, grand high cheesy lord.”