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Technically part of Dana Point but not really as it resembles more laguna beach as Dana Point can be sorta ghetto in areas like Viole(n)t lantern and capo beach near costco. Very upscale with 5 star hotels like St Regis and Ritz carlton there and a golf course. Everyone is white and drives BMWs Mercedes and Bentleys. Justin Bieber and George bush have stayed there and other famous peeps including the AIG scandal. Also got Salt Creek and Strands where there are killer waves and gorgeous ocean views. People here are white, affluent and are either super republican snobs or beach surfer bros. Also there is a park with absolutely nothing in it and is lit 24/7 wasting resources. Also a library where weird old people, hobos and pedophiles hang out. Yeah also magic johnson lives at the strands, occasionally see him at chipotle. Also people tend to think when they go to monarch beach that they are in newport or some shit but monarch beach > newport imo. less infinity pools, youre actually on the ocean as opposed to on some cliff and you can chill in the hotels and get schwack. Its a shame we cant put this as our city on facebook and instead are grouped with Dana Point or Laguna Beach. Also home to the infamous/famous jlm who drives a maserati and regularly freuents the tanning salon in monarch bay plaza and the starbucks and is self proclaimed miss monarch beach. Oh and gelsons has dank food and RIP gelato paradiso.
Person A- "You live in Dana Point? Isnt that where Dana Pills High school is where people do black tar and weird shit? Also dont you guys have a harbor or something?"
Pimpdaddy B- Nah thats Dana Point, im from monarch beach. we got Salt creek strands and starbucks for dayz
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What happens to the fat ugly girl who goes to South Beach with her circle of otherwise thin and attractive friends. As the evening progresses, the cute girls all hook-up and leave their fugly friend stranded on the beach like a washed-up whale.
Did you hear what happened to Porky Patty? She went to South Beach last night with the rest of the girls and ended up South Beached.
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Richmond Beach is located within Shoreline (a city north of Seattle). Many Shorewood High School students live in this area. It has been know for throwing wicked parties, sneaking onto the beach at night for entertainment and provokes jealousy from others who do not live here.
Tom "Where do you live?"
Ryan "In Richmond Beach"
Tom "dude, i wish I did"
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This phrase is popular in the Adirondacks. It can be used to describe a person exhibiting a great feat of strength, but it is most commonly used with a sarcastic connotation to describe a person lifting a lightweight object.
Example #1
Adirondacker 1: *lifts box of books*
Adirondacker 2: Woah, take it easy, Muscle Beach!
Example #2
Adirondacker 1: Instead of taking the fridge, I'll carry this pack of napkins.
Adirondacker 2: Don't strain yourself, Muscle Beach.
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The act of sitting on the toliet backwards,facing the tank and taking a crap. The fecal material will be deposited in the bowl, above the water line, resulting in a very aromatic deposit. Secondly, when flushed, the water from the bowl will not be in the proper alignment to wash the offending turd into the drain, leaving it to dry and stain the bowl until some poor bastard has to physically remove it.
The boss pissed me off this morning, so I decided that beaching one in the executive washroom just prior to his morning movement was the perfect revenge.
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The area of skin between a girls arsehole and vagina, also known as the gooch
Her skirt was so short I could totally see her pink beach.
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