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The finest man on campus. By one look, a girl has to fight the urge to undress and crawl on top of him. Nice body, big dick, and a nice firm ass. No matter what, he can always give the best of pleasure to anyone that may challenge him.
I saw Tim Nelson and next thing I remember my shirt was off and my pants were undone.
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When an apple device suffers horrendous overheating from a seemingly light load.
Popularized by the heat pipe-less MacBook Air, a design so inept that one must wonder, were the engineers drunk, or does Tim just love cooking CPUs.
"99 degrees from one fucking Chrome tab!"
'Dude, that thing is getting Tim Cooked.'
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Taking as much unnecessary fall damage as possible in the shortest space of time
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The Homie that we all need. He killed a rapper named king Von for touching his mans Quando Rondo at a club in ATL.
Person 1: yo don’t touch that nigga his mans gone lul tim you!
Person 2: man Fuck that *punches male*
Person 2: *gets shot 5 times”
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The man who makes magic completely fill you up, and when you watch any of his films you never want to return to reality. He takes risks, dares to be different, makes us laugh and at the same time makes us fill with sadness, sympathy and every other emotion known to us. He can relate to everyone and he manages to always tickle that spot deep down in you that makes you think, not everyone can do this. He is undoubtadly a King.
you'll get hooked so easily, but you dont mind
Tim Burton is the ultimate dream maker
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Tim Hortons is a fast food chain in Canada that supplies coffee, donuts, and a variety of other food options. At the height of their popularity, Tim Hortons was known as the go to destination for good food, but more importantly, good coffee.
Tim Hortons changed ownership in 2014. Burger King's parent company purchased the Canadian icon.
After the acquisition Tim Hortons made changes which ultimately lead to the companies demise.
Tom Hortons is a Canadian icon that sold out. A company that sells watered down coffee, questionable food, and worker rights that are non-existent. The company is now seen as a Canadian meme. A brand with poor reception that is continuously displayed in social media.
Thomas: Yuck, this coffee I'm drinking is terrible!
Danielle: Where's it from?
Thomas: Tim Hortons
Danielle: They have terrible coffee! I haven't been there in years.
Thomas: I was desperate!
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A gay jew that whips his hair back and forth.
Tommy Mastorz Tim Masters
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