port-a-lock

A portable door lock designed to fit on any door. Most are small enough to be carried in a pocket or purse. There are many different designs on the market. The most common design consists of a simple metal plate that hooks onto the door knob’s strike plate, with a sliding piece that prevents the door from opening. Most interior doors, in American homes, do not feature built-in locks.

This little-known device saves lives in cases of domestic violence, and they should be given away in schools.

My husband tried to beat me, but I took refuge in the kids’ room and locked the door with a port-a-lock. It kept the kids and me safe until the cops got there.

cyber-locked

cyber-locked (similar to land-locked) is when you are stuck with a particular device or platform that limits your ability to perform tasks. For example there are many features of Ebay that cannot be accessed on an iPad, but are available on a PC.

For example there are many features of Ebay that cannot be accessed on an iPad, but are available on a PC. (Attaching photos to messages etc) - a person in this position could describe themselves as cyber-locked.

Lock Knight

Lock Knight is a admin that locks the majority of Threads on forums that go out of control.

person1: OH MAN! did you hear? the Lock Knight just locked the Cheese Lover thread!

person2: dang! that Lock Knight sure is annoying, just because one flamer went too far he locked it.

hip locked

When sex is too good and are unable to pull out

She was rocking me so good that I got hip locked.

Window Locked

When you squeeze your partners nostrils with your ass cheeks.

I window locked her good and hard. She couldn’t sneeze for a week.

locked car

When a car is locked

The locked car won't open

chair lock

To be not be able to move while being high

Yo I can't move, I'm chair locked