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parking on the grass

When you're so stoned, you forget to pass the bong.

Hey dude, you've been holding that for 10 minutes - quit parking on the grass!!!

by Bomni February 10, 2005

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Alexandra Park

A fabulous national park visited by many, especially from nearby villages such as Moss Side and Longsight. Many youngsters use this quaint place to go for a jog with their new handbag or pension book, while others simply enjoy relaxing by the duck pond whilst brushing up on their weapon handling skills.
This is one of the most historic sights in England as many brothers were slayed here in bloody gang wars, many hundreds of days ago.

It is rumoured that if you wander thought at night you can re-enact some of these battles, although there have been many accidents and tales of people being accidentally stabbed seventeen times in the back and happenin' to loose there wallet, phone and trainers aswell.

by Mr G Angsta May 4, 2005

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Rohnert Park

A city full of suburban kids who think they're ghetto because the public high school is poorly funded and there's vandalism all over the place.

Founded by a seed farm owner back in the late 1800s, Rohnert Park is the home to Sonoma State Univerity, one of the best in the state.

Typical Rohnert Park kid: "YO WUD IT DO WELCOME TO MURDA PARK WE GET HYPHY IS DIZ BITCH"

other Rohnert Park kid: "This isn't Oakland, shut your mouth"

by Steven AustinTHIS NAMEIS USED August 16, 2008

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Albion Park

A small suburb at the bottom of Macquarie pass, New South Wales, filled with women with rats tails, men with no grammatical skill and children with drugs, weapons and insults that they don't even understand.

Albion Park is over run by gangs such as the 'Rail Rat's' the common trouble making, foul mouthed customers at McDonald's or 'Home' as they call it, the female 'Rail Rat's' rare to come by one that isn't cake faced, sucking face, punching face, ugly faced or pregnant are unique finds and when found should be photographed for evidence as that species is yet to be seen and must be proved for existence.

Albion Park Train station aka Park Traino is often mistaken as a brothel and drug market by prostitues and dealers.

Any one with greasy hair in Albion Park

by Urbansicktionary February 17, 2011

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Hershey Park

noun. The slang term for anal sex or anal intercourse. The phrase originated from the fecal matter left on the penis after performing anal penetration; the fecal matter being brown (similar to the color of Hershey chocolate) and the act itself being pleasurable (similar to the fun experienced at amusement parks).

Christian: I'm bored
Daniel: Same here
Christian: Wanna go to Hershey park? I heard they have some new rides
Daniel: I thought you'd never ask

by Jesmun November 19, 2013

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Goodison Park

Home of the Gods, a modern day Mount Olympus.

I went to Goodison Park to worship and behold the gods.

by Leonibaby May 3, 2008

22๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


South Park

best fuckin show that has ever fuckin been on the fuckin tv. ....bitch

^^^^^^ explaines it all.

by mmmeeeggghhhaannnnn July 25, 2004

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