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When you put 2 pencils in your ear and see how many dicks you can suck before they fall out.
Bob: Wow Johnny I got to 3 in the Chinese Pencil Party.
Johnny: Those are rookie numbers. I got to 10.
Being "pencil shanked" is when a sharpened pencil is in your front pocket, point up, and you bend over. The sharp pencil stabs you in the stomach and leaves a small grey mark where the graphite entered the skin.
You can be "pencil shanked" by someone as well. They just stab you with a sharpened pencil. That is all.
"Pencil shanking" is a common problem in schools. Others affected include writers, artists, the intelligent, geeks, nerds, teachers, businessmen and women, parents, and prisoners, although anyone with pockets or enemies can be "pencil shanked."
Steve: "F*CK!"
Bob: "I just saw you bend over, what happened?!"
Steve: "My writing implement was in my pocket when I leaned over! I just pencil shanked myself!"
A fat girl who has no curves but is still to big to wrap your arms around
"Hey man did you see Sam at the party last night?"
"Yeah dude she's a total Thick Pencil"
"Haha Ew"
apple pencil is a electronic pencil for ipads for rich people and its so dumb, why dont u use your finger?
"just connected my apple pencil to my ipad, the prices are so high"
"why dont u use your finger?"
"well i wasted all my money :|"
As a firefighter you respond to an scene where a Polish man who speaks no English is pointing toward his backside indicating pain. The 14 year old girl next door speaks English and translates for you.
Excuse me, 14 year old girl. Can you tell us what he’s saying? In broken English she responds, “He says he has a pencil stuck up his bum.” Ah, a polish pencil push, never get tired of seeing this.
A derogatory short, ginger people.
This is to 2b pen, but not
Jade is 2b pencil.... But not Freddy, he is the perfect embodiment of a 3d crayon
Better in every single way than HB Pencils
2B Pencils piss all over HB Pencils