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Someone without rank or merit, deserving no real defining mark.
What a random neff that anus face is!
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A phrase expressed when feelings cannot be described by any other combination of words
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When experiencing extreme hyperness and want to exclaim anything but a swear.
What I'm adopted, random badger.
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Woohooooo! Random Badger!!!
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This is a phrase commonly used to describe something said during a conversation that can't be logically linked to anything that's already been said. It's a combo of "random" and "out of the blue" or "out of left field."
Sam: Xbox is pretty much the best thing ever invented!
Jake: You know what sucks? Getting acne on your ears.
Sam: Whoa. That was out of the random.
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fishing without no reason at all
non-random fisher: why the heck are you random fishing? you never catch anything
random fisher:BECAUSE I CAN NOOB, ITS RANDOM FISHING.
me:wewt
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Thumb holds down middle and index finger while pinky finger and ring finger remain in upward position. Shoot upward while making rocket sounds. Looks like OK sign, but extremely different. Can be used when random events occur. If Random Rocket is not appropriate, just rocket noises are an appropriate substitute.
Turkey runs into supermarket, causing havoc.
*Insert Random Rocket here*
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The Random Chimp Event is the name for the monkey uprising. Humans evolved from monkeys, this was a mistake, humans evolved past monkeys, leaving them behind, the monkeys didn't forget this, and they are preparing. There is not a lot known about the specifics of the Random Chimp Event, the only things that are known are that it could happen at any point in time and that once it has started there is no stopping it, the monkeys will destroy everything in their path. There are a select, intelligent, few who will rejoice at the Random Chimp Event, knowing that the only way for humanity to survive is to return to monke.
Person 1: *hears the distant, ecstatic screams of monkeys* What is that?
Person 2: It's started.
Person 1: What has?
Person 2: *A single tear wells up in their eye and rolls down their face, it's hard to decern whether it is a tear of joy or sadness, the expression on their face makes it seem like both, they are happy because society will return to the glory of what it used to be, but they are sad that they must die to achieve this utopia but they are willing to because they know it is for the betterment of monkeykind* The Random Chimp Event.
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Imagine being THAT bored. Can't be me who defined this lol
More random definitions. Why bother copying it from below definitions anyway?
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