slang for performing oral sex on a male organ
Mary gorks root.
basically “wig snatched” on steroids. Used to express EXTREME excitement when someone has done something amazing/shocking. Totally taken aback.
“I just saw the ‘Thank U, Next’ music video. Roots ripped.”
To whip out an erect / semi-erect uncircumcised penis & retract
"skin your root, darlin' my twitchette is purging like a sulk crab, in July, bc i want that throbbing cock"
it is not pi
person 1: what is the square root of pi
person 2: not pi
When a Scooby Doo is on a Mug Root Beer
SCOOBY DOO ON THE MUG ROOT BEER
When you ask a chick to hook up on Snapchat, the answer is both no and yes at the same time before the snap is opened
Oi mate, what’s goin on with that chick you met on Saturday? Did she say yes?
No clue bro I’m too scared to open the snap, it’s Schrödinger’s root
a boy who really loves jet skis
alex’s gf: “When Stephen Alex Root isn’t paying attention to me, he’s on his jet ski.”