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Scale used in prison determining how likely it is you will be penetrated in the shower
1- ugliest fattest person ever
2- Semi ugly only touched by the lowest inmates
3- eh your some what decent tred carefully
4- try not to drop the soap because your are pretty good looking
5-you are either really hot or really gay and willing
Hey Jerome you see that guy over there he's a total 5 on the shower material scale.
I bet he was gay before he did time
A scale in which rates someone’s thickness. The graham scale is also know as the graham scale of thiccums and a very high rankling is very rare.
“Jesus dude her ass is so fat, I rank her a 7.67965 on Thou Graham Scale.”
A scale used to measure how horrible something smells (reeks). Similar to a Richter scale that measures the strength of earthquakes, the Reek-ter scale measures the level of disgust generated by a particular smell.
Damn it Joe! Stop farting! Your ass is measuring an 8 point 0 on the Reek-ter scale. If that shit gets any worse, you're gonna take 5 years off my life.
a unit of measurement used when comparing dick sizes
guy 1: My dick is like the size of a push pop fully extended
guy 2: how’d you know that?
guy 1: the push-pop scale duh
guy 3: My dick is the size of a push pop with the cap on :,(
A classic.
“Can I get a Bb top of the scale as in YoU BeT YouR BOok BaG”
Scale invented after infamously known League of Legends game balancer Mark Yetter chose to change the ranking system of the game and as a result the higher elos of Solo Queue became infested with rats that got inflated as a result of his changes, players later came to call this change of events "The Mark Yetter Scale" as a way to calculate the ranks of new friends in high elo.
Holy fuck, did you see that last season diamond 4 stuck improve on The Mark Yetter Scale?
0 - Beyond Poor
1 - Poor
2 - Fair but Needs Improvement
3 - Good
4 - Very Good
5 - Excellent
Sally: Rate Steve on a Scale of 1-5 on looks
Karen: 5 :)
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