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Where one goes into a bathroom and brings their toy figurine of shrek along. They then proceed to run themselves a bath whilst preparing to shit on everyones favorite character. Once in the warm bath tub they shove shrek up their ass and shit on him whilst hes up there (jammy bastard). They then take him out of said ass and gives him a swirly. After all this the owner of the toy licks shrek clean.
That legend Joe did the slippery shrek the other day and apparently he wants to try it with friends
Escaping a regrettable hook-up by successfully sneaking out while they are sleeping.
Upon waking Todd realized the only chance he had of escaping the abomination he had put his dick in the night before, was the trusty old slippery jinx maneuver, which he completed successfully by going out the second-story bathroom window while it slept.
When a nickel is soaked in a combination of sperm and urine and the nickel is then put into everyones mouth and swallowed
It was so crazy i actually wanted to do a slippery nickel
The name of a Alice/Morpheus themed “strip club” on an industrial estate in the outskirts of a low-level town.
Had waaaay to many beers last night and ended up in the Slippery Rabbit Hole getting a lap dance from a stripper with a huge Adam’s Apple called aMANda!
Someone who tries to get everyone’s man
This slippery ass bitch is hitting on my man😡
Approaching someone from behind, grabbing & pulling your cock up so the balls elevate with it, then straddling & dragging your dank ballsack across someone's shoulder.
Richard pissed me off, so I gave him a slippery brick
driving/traveling to a given location for a romantic/sexual encounter upon being invited to do so.
(Not to be confused with *sneaky-link* which is more secretive or related to cheating.)
Friend 1: coming to the after party?
Friend 2: nah, I ran into Maria at the concert.
Friend 1: that Puerto Rican chick with the fat ass? I remember her
Friend 2: Yea, she just moved to a new apartment downtown so you know I had to Slippery-Slide
Friend 1: Bro, you on demon time Fr lol