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All Deep Slow Asians have a large penis.
The Migos are Deep Slow Asians.
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A kick aimed at the male genital region, executed at such a slow speed, and at such a low angle, that it eludes the victim's peripheral vision and defensive reflex.
As such, the victim is often unable to dodge or block the kick, jump out of range, or squeeze his legs together to neutralize the attack.
"Dude, Ryan hit me with the slow nut kick just now. Didn't see that shit coming until it was too late! Shit was devastating!!!"
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Refers to the Volkswagen 2.0 liter, four-cylinder gasoline engine used in VW's North American models. Cars equipped with this powerplant are notoriously sluggish, hence the term "2 point slow". The term probably derives from the 5 point slow epithet for certain fox-body Ford Mustangs.
I found an awesome used '02 Golf for sale and was all ready to buy, but then I saw it was a "2 point slow" and walked away.
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An erection achieved mainly by young inexperienced boys when dancing with a lady friend usually at junior or senior high school dances. Often not entirely hard but in between soft and hard.
"Man, that girl was so fine, my slow dance chub grew in my trousers while I was dancing with her."
"My slow dance chub almost exploded in my pants while dancing with that foxy lady"
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slow internet connections are unbelievably frustrating. Instead of speedy transmission it takes approximately 15 minutes for information to process. This disease is terribly annoying. Our humblest apologies
boston, America
Ronny: hey baby, how are you doing sweetheart...................
15 minutes later
Ronny: hey baby, how are doing sweetheart......................
Winnie: hey robbie sorry, i just heard the last part of you question. could you please repeat?.........................
15 minutes later
Ronny: repeat what honey?
slow internet connection - epic fail :(
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Usually involving one member in a group. When something is said or done and there is that ONE friend in the group who is the last one to get it. Usually the last one to get it is the same person every single time. Does not exclude one race this syndrome is contagious through all races.
Friend A " 9+10 is 21" *everybody laughs* Friend B" But bro 9+10 isn't 21 it's 19 " Friend A "yo that's the joke remember that vine" Friend B "OH RIGHT" Friend B suffers from Slow Nigga Syndrome.
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When your penis is half hard, not too stiff and not to floppy. Perfect for smacking your girlfriend or wife in the face while she's sleeping.
"Hey bro, last night I got a slow-dance chubby and smacked Laura in the face."
"Bro that's funny as hell right on."
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