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Dick Sock

a cotton condom

The sex last night was great until raj put his dick sock on and gave my vagina a rugburn

by zazy z November 4, 2013

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blood sock

A used bloody tampon.

I found a nasty blood sock in Sebastian's bed.

by keheee March 13, 2008

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Sock it & Cock it

Procedure used by those who prefer their partners not to sound like Maria Sharapova in bed, whereby a sock is placed in the partner's mouth to muffle the sound

"Andy placed his sock in Diane's mouth before taking Mr Winkey for a tour of Pleasuretown - Thereby carrying out a text book 'sock it & cock it'."

by Simon Clayden September 10, 2007

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Nice Socks

A trick you use when attempting to confuse an annoying shitbag so he'll back the fuck off or to find weakness. If he looks at his socks, he's a weak piece of shit. If he doesn't, there's no way you'll break him.

"suck a dick"
"nice socks" (he looks)
you snicker and walk away as he stands there, confused.

by geniusJTDubbz February 7, 2018

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Sock-head

A person who wears their beanie lightly set upon their head, so that the beanie sticks out and it looks like they have a sock on their head

Adam: "whats up with that kids beanie?"

Brad: "oh dude thats a sock-head"

by honeysuckles September 30, 2009

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sock puppet

1: A fake personality, usually a 'friend' or 'sister,' created by a drama queen/king for the sake of defending him/herself against others in an online forum.

2: Someone who might be an actual person but behaves like the above, defending someone who really deserves no defense.

After mskyootie44 left the board in a snit, she made a sock puppet claiming to be her sister that told us we should all be ashamed of how mean we were because mskyootie was cutting herself in the bathroom.

by captainherring April 9, 2005

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socks for Christmas

A level of extreme disappointment; sheer discontent.

Coined by Doc Hammer of The Venture Bros fame.

"I was disappointed BEYOND socks for Christmas."
-Doc Hammer

by Patrick Paladino May 20, 2008

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