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Procedure used by those who prefer their partners not to sound like Maria Sharapova in bed, whereby a sock is placed in the partner's mouth to muffle the sound
"Andy placed his sock in Diane's mouth before taking Mr Winkey for a tour of Pleasuretown - Thereby carrying out a text book 'sock it & cock it'."
A trick you use when attempting to confuse an annoying shitbag so he'll back the fuck off or to find weakness. If he looks at his socks, he's a weak piece of shit. If he doesn't, there's no way you'll break him.
"suck a dick"
"nice socks" (he looks)
you snicker and walk away as he stands there, confused.
The sex last night was great until raj put his dick sock on and gave my vagina a rugburn
A person who wears their beanie lightly set upon their head, so that the beanie sticks out and it looks like they have a sock on their head
Adam: "whats up with that kids beanie?"
Brad: "oh dude thats a sock-head"
1: A fake personality, usually a 'friend' or 'sister,' created by a drama queen/king for the sake of defending him/herself against others in an online forum.
2: Someone who might be an actual person but behaves like the above, defending someone who really deserves no defense.
After mskyootie44 left the board in a snit, she made a sock puppet claiming to be her sister that told us we should all be ashamed of how mean we were because mskyootie was cutting herself in the bathroom.
After anal sex the bowel prolapses
I bummed her so hard i ended up wind socking her
Wearing socks that are either brightly colored or heavily patterned such that they sharply contrast with the wearer's outfit. Power Socking is a statement of boldness. The more contrasted the better.
The sharpest contrasts are achieved directly between the socks and pants or socks and shoes.
Note: Socks must match each other, but must not match any other part of the outfit, otherwise it's not Power Socking.
Some examples of Power Socking include:
Orange socks with a blue pants
Green socks with red shoes
Plaid socks with striped pants