the inevitable and soon to come squirrel uprising that most likely already happened but were in the hundredth reality where it has yet to happen
Me: Hey have you been preparing your Assault Rifles for the squirrels?
Other person: yeah we're gonna light them up
squirrel uprising being squirrels taking over the human race and population
When you cover your sexual partner in butter and then blow into their anus like a French horn while they emit a high-pitch mating call similar to a squirrel to signal arousal in the nearby animals.
I was at a furry convention and gave this chick the ol' butterhorn squirrel and next I knew they were swarming my windows and doors looking for a piece of the action.
When you hit an energy drink / shot or multiple energy drinks / shots and you start feeling like you’re floating and crazy hyper. Or you feel crazy horny.
Yo Bro, I heist of hit some squirrel juice before we left cause I’m about to climb all over everything and those girls over there.
Someone that likes nuts like a squirrel and hops like a rabbit to each pair
Omg Becky is such a squirrel rabbit she's hit up every guy in school
Also known as a 'Wet Willy'
It was shocked and impressed when Jenna put her wet finger in my ear and said 'squirrels penis'
wanting a one night stand, or wanting to make a really big mistake with a really good looking girl
Me: "SQUIRREL STEW!! man!!"
you: "squirrel stew indeed..."
To bite, viciously attack, claw out the eye balls. A very violent act.
meghan: "no one cares.."
bridget: "IM GONNA KILL YOU LIKE A squirrel monkey!"