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When the combination of too much buffet, too many fruity drinks and the rocking of the cruise ship as it crosses the ocean becomes too much for you to handle and you puke all over your girlfriend as she is going down on you.
I was so wasted and seasick that night on the cruise that I accidentally gave Becky a transatlantic steamer while she was "thanking me" for taking her along.
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The act of getting simultaneously fucked by the NCAA and shit on by news sources around the world.
Jim Tressel resigning and Terrelle Pryor leaving are just the tip of the iceberg. Ohio State better get ready for the Columbus Steamer!
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It is when you take a shit on a girls chest and rub your dick in it.
Yo, I totally gave her the full Kentucky steamer experience
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You're enjoying the great outdoors, miles away from anything resembling a toilet and then it hits you, you NEED to take a massive dump.
You quickly locate a sheltered spot out of view ramblers, farmers and the like, drop your pants and leave a big hot steaming turd. It stinks, you feel much better.
I really need a turd, I'm gonna have to take a country steamer
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When a Filipino fills a condom with uncooked rice and inserts it into the anus. After 6 hours the rice is cooked internally at which point it is removed and eaten.
I'm so hungry! Let me know when your manila steamer is done so we can eat!
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Sexual act which involves dropping a cleveland steamer on a lady's chest before then performing a motorboat or for a more realistic speed (in proportion to the mode of transport mentioned in the name of the sexual act), a rowing boat.
Last night I found a local crackwhore for some paddle steamer action.
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1 pint heavy whipped cream
2 pint dark lager
1 pint scottish whiskey
3 tablespoons scottish female cum
garth: i'll have two of the scottish steamers!
clark: two? you know that much cream will leave you on the shitter for hours.
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