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(noun)-the act of missing a shot over the cross bar in soccer and having to chase the ball down.
(verb)-missing an easy shot and cussing because you have to chase your ball 50 yards from where you were.
Person 1: "Shoot!"
Person 2: *Shot* and ball flies away
Person 1: HAHA! BANK STATEMENT!
Person 2: *%$@! Can you get my ball please?
Person 1: Hell no! I'm not walking to China today!
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when his album drops I'm sleeping outside of Sam Goody and purchase two copies of dat' nigga shit. March yall look out for ny man, Banks is on fiya!
"The only way I catch blueballs is if a bitch got blue lipstick"
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An oval surface for skating or bicycle racing. Original roller derby used such a surface. The pitch or angle of the curves decreases the centripetal forces created by the object in motion. Size depends on the type of race occuring on the track.
The speeds possible on a banked track far out pace those on a flat surface. As the pitch of the turns increases so does the speed potential.
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A Walrus as described by a five year old. Made popular on this reddit thread: /r/funny/comments/1yd0y5/my_five_year_old_got_a_couple_wrong_on_his_arctic/
The joke got old fast, and now no one is laughing.
Check out this newborn Word Bank!
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the realest one in g unit mAy i add though that he is the most sexiest also along the vet JAY and his partner in crime dame!!
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A rather sexy man from a rather sexy band
paul banks is a pervert.
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Well-read. Well-spoken. Likes to pretend. Likes to watch people. Probably doesnt understand how handsome he is, but most likely knows his talent and further future potential as a great musician..
Paul Banks pretends like no one else to try to control himself.
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