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Boss Hogg

The sexual act of placing one’s erect penis in the vagina of an obese woman while simultaneously stuffing the entirety of one’s testicles in the woman’s anus. During the act of coitus, the gentleman must tie three of her four limbs at the onset of ejaculation and then slap her on the ass so hard as to make her squeal like a pig. The act of tying her limbs must be completed before the ejaculate is expelled from his penis.

John went scouting fatties at a bar and brought one home, where he Boss Hogged her to the best night of her life.

by J&J Cooters October 18, 2019

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Boss-some

A mix of Boss and Awesome used to express when a person or thing is awesome while exhibiting boss-like qualities simultaneously.

Wow! Bruce Lee is effing boss-some.

by ANewGen April 24, 2011

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


dad boss

A man who strives for greatness in all duties pertaining to being a dad. He works hard to provide for his family financially, helps out with household chores even after working all day, plays with the kids, and is attentive to the needs of his family. He is willing to make sacrifices so that his family can have a better life in the future. He owns being a dad. He owns being a boss about it. He is committed to becoming better every day for himself and for his family.

His wife called him a total dad boss after he successfully managed to make dinner, get the kids to bed, rub her feet, and then find time for himself to finish up some work.

by Dad Boss June 8, 2017

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Troll Boss

Someone who brings his or her bible on super long bus rides so they can get really ahead of their friends in daily bible reading.

"Quit being such a troll boss"- Professor to student on 12 hour geology field trip on a bus while student is reading rather than paying attention to basalt rocks.

by keefreeta March 12, 2010

15πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


totally boss

Badass, better than awesome

That iPhone case is totally boss!

by Frezkee December 28, 2010

16πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Yes Boss

A phrase used to agree with an elder or superior (e.g. teacher) in order to annoy them. Often accompanied with patronising chav style finger clicks, to highlight how soled they are, and how soled the superior is.

Teacher: "Is everyone happy with exercise 3C, questions 6-9?"
Soled student: "Yes Boss!" (waves hand to click fingers)

by Samstorm December 5, 2004

24πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Whos The Boss

When you are fucking a girl in the ass and you punch her in the kidneys and ask her whos the boss. You do NOT stop doing this intil she answers the correct answer; Tony Danza.

"Whos the boss bitch?!"

by Mike Poppiti March 26, 2005

46πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž