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The action when someone comes up behind you and sticks their finger up your asshole.
"That guy just came up behind me and stuck his finger up my asshole!"
"Mate, you were hogged!"
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A competition, usually between a group of men that involves going to a bar/frat/house party. Participants go with the direct intention of hooking up with the fattest girl at the party. The guy who bags the fattest girl wins.
I went Hogging out at Rusty's Last Chance last weekend with Jim and Earl. I bagged a 250 pounder and "won".
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A familiar term for a remarkably large penis, usually used to express a respect for its size, or a deep-rooted desire to gobble it.
Example 1:
Mark: "Ya know man I gotta say, the hog looks good! I mean DAMN good. Heavy-hitting as of late?"
John: "Ha! Thanks dude. Yeah, you know the hog, he's just always putting his nose where it don't belong."
Example 2:
Brooke: "Ho. Ly. Fuck. I forgot to ask. Did you see John at the game yesterday?"
Vanessa: "Uhhm no. He was wearing like, really tight joggers and my eyes literally never left the hog."
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A terrifying abomination with the strength of a thousand people and thermal vision. They smell everything.
Jim: Don't move
Henry: What?
Jim: I think there's a hog nearby
Henry: thats ridiculous *goes outside and is obliterated by hog*
Jim: *farts in fear and screams as the hog bashes the door down and kills him*
Penis hanging out of barn door of boxer shorts
"I just saw Ryan's hog at the top of the stairs!"
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A term that is used to represent someone being greedy.
O'brian:You're a hog for a late night time show! Leno: You're the one with 15 mil. BITCH O'brian: You fat fuck!
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