Prince Edward

When a spouse takes his partner on a ferriswheel, leans in for a kiss when they get to the top, and punches her in the face as soon as she closes her eyes to receive the nonexistent kiss.

My wife cheated on me with my brother, so I gave that bitch the ol' Prince Edward . The best part is, she'll never ask me to ride on a stupid fucking ferriswheel ever again.

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Edward Cullen

A 108 year old virgin.

Dude, my English teacher is a total Edward Cullen

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Mr Edwards

The best Chemistry teacher, the rest are shite.

Mr Edwards is a living God

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Edward Cullen

A sparkly pixie man with stone skin who watches people sleep. Hm, and why are girls obsessed with him?

Edward: Hey, I'm Edward Cullen. Come to my van to see me sparkle and you can touch my stone skin and I will give you candy. Caaaaaandy. SPARKLE SPARKLE. SPARKLE. *Twitch*

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Edward Moody

The name a virgin ginger that gets angry about girls and always tries to hard but fails a lot also always gets friend zoned

I pulled an Edward Moody and didn't get any from my girl last night

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philip and edward

they are very inlove and they make love evrytday the fuck 24/7 and kiss eat other. They like each other pog!

philip and edward r horny

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Mark Edwards

Mark Edwards.

A snake, two faced, has the morals of a dead squirrel.

Likes to back stab and take his shit to the rat leader.

I'm a genuine person... not a Mark Edwards.

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