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Muff spillage. Not so much down the leg as over the waistband. Unruly fanny wire.
"In parliament today, Anne Widdecombe gave John Prescott a lingering Dutch Wink revealing a pant moustache like Noel Gallagher's eyebrow."
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an archaic term meaning to either a) leave ones computer terminal unlocked and unattended, or b) let a usenet group know that someone has left their terminal unattended by posting a message proclaiming that they wear baggy pants.
sense a)
"I baggy-pantsed the other day (as i am a useless M$ windows user) and someone wiped out my work"
sense b) posted on a usenet group -
"hello my name is useless windows user and i waer baggy pants"
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a creature that preys on old men in public. Only appears to be able to devour them from armpits down.
Good god take control of the pants monster before it gets over your head.
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A fun game to play in any area with black people in which you must try to guess if the black person is wearing either pants or shorts.
Joe: Hey steve is that smoke stack wearing pants or shorts?
Steve: Well they are to his ankles but his ass is hanging out all over the place, I'm gunna go shorts.
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Trousers that have been soiled by defecation, generally but not exclusively by older gentlemen
My grandfather had to travel home in shitted pants.
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to lose control of your bowels and fill your pants up with shit. Or a name of a certain pinnacle c.c. pro.
Brian: Dude you fuckin stink, you got crap pants?
Tom: No, that fuckin pro shit himself again.
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Jeans worn by girls which lack back pockets.
"Look at that sick bitch! She's wearing puta pants!"
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