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When a girl is wrapped in a blanket and Queefs inside of it, trapping the hot air inside for a warm center
"Dude, is Sam in that blanket on the couch?" "Yeah, she made a Queef Wellington in there"
Cummy Queef: when you’re pounding it doggy like a caveman and you finally cum deep inside her, only to pull out and it sounds like an empty bottle of ketchup being squeezed.
That hood rat I took home last night gave me a cummy queef after I finished!
Kendra is the cummy queef queen
When a stripper queefs out glitter everywhere.
Ryan went to the strip club and got glitter queefed. Now his girlfriend knows where he's been!
Located in SouthEast Idaho, there is a small town called Shelley. This town is known mostly for being full of super oppressive Mormons that secretly all have sex with each other and pretend they're perfect in public. But, from the oppression came passion among those that refused to be held down any more. Queef Heaving was born! After the first annual competition, even the goody-goodies decided to join in!
To Heave a Queef, you take a potato and lodge it into your vagina. Forcing a glorious queef, you send the potato flying! Furthest potato wins.
Because, as I mentioned earlier, a lot of people in Shelley are super sexually deviant when they think nobody is watching, the Mormon women don't usually do very well. Their sloppy cooches can't properly form the seal around the potatoes required for true power. But it doesn't stop them from trying!
Boys play this game, not with their anuses. But with special, custom prosthetic vaginas that they wear over their penises.
If you think I'm making this up, try googling it. Seriously.
"Hey Brianna, are you going to be entering the Queef Heaving competition this year?"
"Of course, Lana. It's my favorite day of the year!"
A master of words who can turn raw ideas into masterful Urban Dictionary submissions.
“There’s no ‘I’ in ‘Toledo Hot Pocket’” barked my Editor in Queef as we brainstormed ideas.
When one queefs in their partner's mouth and their partner burps it back into their mouth. Also known as a regurgitated queef.
Last night, I asked my lover to queef in my mouth and afterwards went I went to kiss her, I Cali-queefed her instead.
A Queef Face is when the male eats out the girl’s pussy and right as she is about to cum she queefs right into his mouth
Dude sally gave me Queef Face!