twig eater

a back-to-nature 1970's hippie type person usually against modern progress.

the protest was led by a twig eater

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air eater

A person who sits around breathing heavily with they mouth open, as to have sinus or nasal issues. Sometimes in a look of confusion.

A child is breathing heavily and making a weird noise coming from the throat. I would say that child is an air eater

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lemon eater

somebody that cheats on their significant other

(cheating can be in the form of emotional and/or physical), while continuing to lead on other people for their own benefit, these are the worst type of people. They are most commonly known as douchebags and/or psychopaths.

person #1: hey what did you call jen the other day?
person #2: oh, she's a cheater cheater lemon eater!

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Social Eater

A person who mostly only eats in a social setting where others are eating.

Phil: Hey Tom, I almost didn't recognize you walking down the sidewalk. I haven't seen you for a while. Have you lost weight?

Tom: I did and pretty fast.

Phil: How?

Tom: Now, I mostly just eat socially.

Phil: What, you are just a social eater?

Tom: Yeah, it works great to stay fit.

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hat eater

Brilliant if quirky expositor of arcane knowledge, possibly from experimentation with mercury, similar to 'hatter' in the Alice and Wonderland usage

'He was mad as a hat eater'

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Cornbread Eater

Someone who acts like a field Slave.

Blacks who work at Wal-Mart are Cornbread Eaters.

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sausage eater

One whose mouth fits the most hot dogs or penises...

"She is such a sausage eater"... "I heard it was 7 guys"... "OMG STFU"

He is the Sausage Eater, he won the competition at that rodeo....

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