meat magnets

A woman's breasts as viewed by another person.

I always see a woman jogging by the Starbucks on Hillcrest and she's got nice meat magnets.

Meat grabber

When a guy pretends to be gay to get closer to a girl and then admits to being straight.

"omg did you know that Jon isn't gay"
"WHAT- but i changed in front of him!!"
"He's a meat grabber!"

field meat

The chunks of grass and dirt that get caught in a football player's helmet.

"Did you see that tackle? he came up with some serious field meat"

Street meat

A really rough looking pussy! One that has been roughed up one time, a bunch of times.

You've been around the town - I bet you've got Street meat.

Push Meat

Defecate; to take a shit.

“Excuse me Ma’am, but do you have a bathroom? I’m filled with the sudden urge to push meat...”

Slick meat

A processed meat Product?, commonly served to jailed inmates that have no choice in the matter, due to it's ability to resemble several types of actual lunch meat, its low cost and high fat content which gives it's name and shiny appearance.a

I would gladly trade my slick meat for a cup of coffee.

meat computer

A way to describe your brain

I'm a bit slow today, I need to reboot the old meat computer