Jesus Tree

Cross that can be used for crucifixions.

I'll put you on a Jesus Tree.

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sausage tree

questioning a mans sexuality

I believe adam likes to swing from the sausage tree, If you know what I mean?

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Water the Trees

When a man takes a leak on a tree or bush when outside.

"Man I have got to take a piss and those trees look a little dry, I think I am going to go have to water the trees."

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Tree Dick

A penis with so many calluses that it gives the illusion of having tree bark around it.

I pulled down his pants and I shit you not he had a Tree Dick

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tree burning

slang for smoking pot.

Hey wanna go have a tree burning sesh?

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tree star

1. a code name for weed.
2. what little foot calls a leaf in land before time

Do you want to get ahold of some tree stars?

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Tree Beard

The matted forest of pubic hair around the "tree" (i.e. cock). Often said with an underhand grabbing moition, and a deep gruff accent.

"Dude, I've got to clean the Motor-Oil from last night's sex romp out of my Tree Beard. Its like the Exon-Valdez oil spill, but it's in my pants."

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