Geek Tree

The geek tree is term given to the social structure of nerds, dorks, geeks, losers, or just about any ostracised person within Western culture, and it works much in the same way as a Family Tree would work. Not necessarily a negative term, yet can be used as one by individuals who find geeks, nerds, dorks, etc offensive. To those who find such people cool or non offensive, the term Geek Tree is simply an unbiased term for their social structure and standing.

Nerds are related to geeks, down the left side of the tree, whilst losers and dorks share a common link down the right side.

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sausage tree

questioning a mans sexuality

I believe adam likes to swing from the sausage tree, If you know what I mean?

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tree burning

slang for smoking pot.

Hey wanna go have a tree burning sesh?

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Water the Trees

When a man takes a leak on a tree or bush when outside.

"Man I have got to take a piss and those trees look a little dry, I think I am going to go have to water the trees."

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Tree Dick

A penis with so many calluses that it gives the illusion of having tree bark around it.

I pulled down his pants and I shit you not he had a Tree Dick

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tree star

1. a code name for weed.
2. what little foot calls a leaf in land before time

Do you want to get ahold of some tree stars?

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Tree Beard

The matted forest of pubic hair around the "tree" (i.e. cock). Often said with an underhand grabbing moition, and a deep gruff accent.

"Dude, I've got to clean the Motor-Oil from last night's sex romp out of my Tree Beard. Its like the Exon-Valdez oil spill, but it's in my pants."

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