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Tuesday's in the business classroom that is full of twilight obsessed people.
Megan just can't stop reading about twilight and talking about it that the teacher named it Twilight Tuesday. She made Justin get obsessed with it too.
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1. A Pile of Shit.
2. Bad, Bad, stories that give you nightmares about sparkly Vampires and shapeshifting werewolves.
3. Cause of a disease called 'Twiharditis' that creates obsession for a overly dramatic sex life, suicidal thoughts and the belief that there is a 108 year old Peado-Vampire-God that will love them forever. The cure is to lock them in a cold, white room for 200 hours, make them watch and read Harry Potter on the go (but not GoF film adaptation, in fear of a relapse at the sight of Cedric) and mak them come to their senses. If this does not work, starve them and read Harry Potter and the Hunger Games out loud continuosly. They should see the erroe of their ways, and return to normal.
If not, KILL THEM. Its the only cure.
Person 1: Wow, I love the Twilight Saga, its so good!
Person 2: OMG, die.
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the week beginning when you first pick up and start to read twilight and then proceed to obsessively read all the rest of the twilight books non stop till you are done, which seems to take about a week...
wanna go out tonight?
nah,i'm right in the middle of my twilight week!
"Twilight Effect" is when something is given too much hype and credit. The object subject to the "Twilight Effect" is raved about to the point that the amount of praise actually reduces its credibility as well as its quality.
Person1: DUDE.
Person2: WHAT.
Person1: ONE DIRECTION, MAN.
Person2: WHAT ABOUT IT MAN.
Person1: THEY'RE TOTALLY THIS GENERATION'S BEATLES, MAN.
Person2: MAN, THAT SUCKS. I'M SORT OF DISGUSTED AT HOW PEOPLE THINK THAT. THIS REDUCES ITS CREDIBILITY AS WELL AS ITS QUALITY.
Person1: ?
Person2: MAN.
Person1: OH I GET YOU NOW MAN. TWILIGHT EFFECT, MAN.
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This saga has absolutely little to no plot except for a girl and guy supposedly falling in love. However, there are so many things wrong with this book that it's not even funny.
There are also too many rants about this book flooding Youtube, and all of them are, how I say, accurate when put intelligently.
This book features: vampires that are portrayed as blood-thirsty fairies; Two people falling in love only because they think the other is sexy; failure to understand the difference between a ware wolf and an animagus; a plot that has nearly no twists or turns; two tools to lure fangirls into wanting to believe that a vampire or ware wolf would be the perfect guy; six hundred paragraphs only talking about vampire eyes; and one author's sexual fantasy.
Let's not forget, it also portrays that a creepy abusive stalker boyfriend as the perfect guy.
That's only 8 out of many other reasons you should hate Twilight.
Person 1: I just wrote a book on my sexual fantasies!
Person 2: Oh great, not another twilight saga.
Person 1: Oh, No, I actually know what a Vampire is.
Person 2: that makes it a little better.
Person 1: I also know a ware wolf can't change at will. Besides I'm not even using those creatures.
Person 2: Better still, just don't publish it.
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The flood of vampires and vampire related (and to a lesser extent, Stephanie-Meyer-related) themes and stories into American pop culture in the late 2000's due to the adaptation of the vampire novels in the "Twilight" series into film form, where women of all ages fell in love with pale, melodramatic people who sparkle in sunlight whilst not being able to act to save their lives.
The effects include, but are not limited to, various merchandise, such as action figures, documentaries, and games with the Twilight license, the dramatic increase in women of all ages at Comic-Con, The Vampire Diaries, Tru Blood, Stephanie Meyer and her adaptations getting green-lit, various vampire-themed comic books by Stephen King and Marvel
Comic Book Geek #1: Dude, the X-Men are going to be fighting vampires now? What the frak?
Comic Book Geek #2: Twilight Effect, indeed.
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A person who despite denying that they hate Twilight, the books, the movie, the actors etc... They are in complete love with it, and Twilight memorabilia can be found hidden in their homes.
They are also ashamed of buying the dvd in stores and tell cashiers when they buy them that it's "for a friend" when in reality its the fouth copy they are buying.
Krista: "I really hate Twilight, the movie is so corny. I can't beleive how crazy people are about that stuff."
Mike: "Really, you're suffering from Twilight denial because I can see a copy of the movie you just bought in your bag....loser"
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