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Cassidy: "Scotty, your a fucking virgin!"
Scotty: "I can't be a virgin if i am fucking."
Cassidy: "Exactly, Scotty. You can't be fucking, because your a VIRGIN!"
Scotty: "Shut the fuck up."
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When someone hasn't had sex, or participated in any sexual acts in so long, they might as well be reset to a virgin. Or if the only person that someone has gotten down with, is horribly ugly, it doesn't count, and that person is a virgin reset. Like reseting a game or a calculator, its all fresh, and inexperienced.
1) Matt was talking shit to his little brother 'bout bein' a virgin, till I called him out; only ass he's tapped was that ugly bitch back in high-school... He might as well be a virgin reset.
2) Matt hasn't gotten any in 4 years, that little virgin reset isn't gana remember where to stick it.
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someone with a tight asshole that has yet to be penetrated or
f**cked
Denise was an Anal Virgin until Dave tapped that asshole.
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Purple drank without cough syrup; a synonym for sprite.
Person 1: Dude is that sprite?
Person 2: Yeah man I'm turnt af from sippin' on this virgin lean
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popping a girls cherry with your tounge while eating her out
Gene Simmons has probably given plenty of virginity kisses
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A mega virgin is not only someone who hasn't pursued anything sexually, but also hasn't kissed or dated the same or opposite sex
"She's a mega virgin? She's so pretty, how!?"
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An all-girls highschool.
Dude 1: Are you coming to the canteen at lunch?
Dude 2: No I need to nip to the Virgin Megastore.
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