Jor Jor well

The man responsible for writing "Animal Farm" and "1984"

jor jor well books are fire

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clean up well

To look good in formal attire or in an attire not typically expected of a person.

To clean up well:

A: Wow, check out John in that suit!
B: Man, he sure cleans up well.

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All Too Well

Taylor Swift's masterpiece of a song. Well known for its 10 minute duration. Since Americans will measure with anything but the metric system, All Too Well is now a unit of measurement that means 10 minutes.

Her: "My parents aren't home today ;)"
Me: "I'll be there in 6 All Too Well's"

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This post will not age well

Joe Biden won't be assassinated during his term

This post will not age well. That is because of a phenomenon known as the curse of Tippercanoe. This curse says that every 20 years, the president will suffer a misfortune of being assassinated during their term. This started with William Henry Harrison in 1840 who died a month into his term, and so on. Ronald Reagan is the only president to survive this curse

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Well I'll Be Damned

To express surprise or shock. Mostly used in the southern United States.

Guy 1: Come here dude. You gotta look at these tits. They're huge.
Guy 2: Well I'll be damned!

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all too well

a song you can cry to for 10 minutes straight

Person 1: hey, have you heard Taylor swift’s new song, all too well (10 minute version) (Taylor’s version) (from the vault)?
Person 2: no, ill go listen to it, i guess
Person 1: you better be mentally prepared
Person 2: yeah, yeah, whatever

Person 2, 10 minutes later: YOU CALL ME UP AGAIN JUST TO BREAK ME LIKE A PROMISE, SO CASUALLY CRUEL IN THE NAME OF BEING HONEST
Person 1: *sighs in swiftie

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Pulling a Wells Fargo

Definition 1: Adding ambiguous and uncalled for fees to a product or service and only informing the customer of them by hiding the terminology deep in a document.

Can also mean: When an error or issue is brought to your attention and you refuse to take personal responsibility for it.

Bro 1: "Agh, I just bought these french fries but they charged me for the ketchup. When I bought this up the cashier pointed to a small sign on the bathroom door saying they were now charging for ketchup"

Bro 2: "Dude, they are totally pulling a Wells Fargo"

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