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Whispering Egg

It’s when your GFs cooking breakfast and tells you you dropped something and when you bend over to pick it up she whispers in your ear (f me) you say, now? And she says yea now. And you just whip it out all angry and BAM you shove it in. And right away you feel crunch and suddenly it’s cold. She laughs. She says, Says fuck off. How’d you like that whispering egg?

John went fishing instead of shopping. Next morning he had whispering eggs for breakfast.

by BLaM666 August 29, 2018


Shit whisper

Qhenever you fart and can feel the slight presence of an incoming shit storm. (literally)

"I gotta go I just felt a shit whisper"

by possumous January 10, 2022


Titty-Whisper

The hint of a posh birds nipple.

A slightly raised blouse on a cold day.

A secretarial peanut smuggling operative.

Mate it was unreal, Cassandra was putting out subtle titty-whispers all day in the accounting department

by Pyroboy85 July 20, 2020


Whispering the dog

The physical act of love making.

I'd rather be whispering the dog with her.

by SB51 September 22, 2021


whisper for help

"It's an Adirondack concept, 'whisper for help,' when you run into an aggressive person that is really attracted to you, you usually give them a half hour to stop and whisper for help" -Roy Hurd, "Greatest Musician Alive"

Listen to Roy Hurd's "Whisper for Help" on the album 'As Real As It Gets" on Spotify, IHeartRadio, iTunes, TuneIn or youtube.

by Wisjd August 22, 2017


wealth whisper

Silent and/or subtle signals of wealth. Sometimes intentional, often not. Virtue signaling without the virtue.

Laura’s family is staying at a hotel vs. with us for Christmas. Can you believe that? What a wealth whisper.

by The Great Gatzby September 27, 2022


ladybird whisperer

a girl who makes the best filters ever, has telepathy with cece and is allergic to ladybirds. she’s really sweet and always whispers even if she claims to be really loud

aimee is a ladybird whisperer 😂

by test tickles June 4, 2020