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Post monging a corpse from which all four limbs have been amputated, activate your Venus Probe to re-animate the body. Attempt to either decapitate then re-mong the zombie, or seduce it without getting eaten thus increasing the thrill.
After desecration of the corpse, be sure to put it all the way in the fire, for you don't know where that zombie vadge has been.
Barbara: Ben told me my brother was dead, so i pulled a sneaky zombie to prove him wrong.
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Nether-dwelling monster in the game Minecraft that Will not attack until provoked, also angering all other pigmen around the one that was hit. They spawn in the nether and when a normal pig is struck by lightning. They carry Gold Swords and drop Rotten Flesh, Gold Nuggets, and very rarely their sword. They burn in sunlight, but only for a frame, and it doesn't hurt them, as they are not harmed by fire being a nether mob. Though they would be disgusting in real life, baby Zombie Pigmen are adorable as shit. They are also sometimes referred to as Zombie Pigs.
Fart69: Hey, do you know where to find some Zombie Pigmen?
LadyMeow7: Try the nether, noob....
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Drinking a Red Bull and Coke to stay awake.
" Go Shoot a zombie if your so tired then"
" She shot a zombie, now we can't peel her off the wall"
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Slang name for shotgun. Term is used to describe the shotguns ease of use. Shotguns are often used in video games and movies to kill zombies.
Zombie Wacker is the term used in movies and video games.
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Anyone who looks great in a bathing suit, is tan, and never leaves the beach.
Jude: What did you think of the beach?
Maddie: It was okay, except it was full of beach zombies.
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When you deliberately have sex with a girl that you know will just lay there like a dead fish and take it. Usually late night and should end with you finishing onto their face/hair in a way that they have to go home to shower.
"How was your Saturday night?"
"Well I've been in a dry spell lately so I went Zombie Fishing with Lizzie."
"How was it?"
"She was terrible, but she got out of my house with 5 minutes of me busting... So all in all pretty good."
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The act of being so clueless after smoking Hash or Hashish that you are either walking in a daze, usually looking at the ground or sky. Or Rubbing your legs/arms for no reason, moving in a seemingly jerky motions, the possibility of a laugh attack while in a "Hash Zombie" state are high, as well of deep conversations that will unlock the secrets of your mind.
"Dude, we were Hash Zombies last night"
"Yeah i know, we talked about the universe for at least an hour. I understood is all so well, also my arms are sore from rubbing my legs for so long."
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