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Facebook MILF: Mother I'd Like to Friend
A friends hot mom whom you would like to "friend" on facebook in hopes of finding un-mom like and crazy pictures on her profile.
Jack: "Dude, Sarah's mom is such a babe."
Steve: "I know I need to add her! I bet she has some good photos, she's such a Facebook MILF."
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when you seek a referral directly from the MILF to date her maiden daughter.
(All parties are adults)
Chris: heyyyyy good lookin, I love your spirit did u raise your daughter like that?
MILF: of course, they were raised right?
Chris: awesome, think i could take her out on a date?
MILF: sure, you’re handsome and charming.
Chris: oh fuck yeeeeaaaaaaaaah... can’t wait to meet this MILF Maiden!
a young man who, whilst at a family party will target older ladies he doesn't know on the off chance of sexting or more at a later date
wow, toby is really into archeology, he's been talking to Mrs Rodman for an hour
no, he's a milf targetter
so that's why i felt like an outsider when i sat next to them...
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When a middle aged mother is way past her fuckable prime (looks and or age)
“Hey man I might fuck Rio ”
“Nah bro that girl is a grizzled milf shes had like 4 kids and she looks like shes 60 ”
Someone on Omegle that would like their mother to have sexual intercourse with a stranger. This Character also loves the fantasy of being verbally and physically bullied and having his / her money robbed
"Ooo Connor would you like to join me in having sexual intercourse with the omegle milf"
"i just had intercourse with a omegle milf , bullied her son and stole his money , that makes me a wicked badman"
"Chuck Norris had intercourse with the omegle milf but didn't invite Cameron or Connor
A Shitty Big Nose Looking Ass Roach, That At Any Chance They Get They Annoy The Heck Out Of You, Which Causes You To Commit Suicide Because Of The Non-stop Ringing Of Their Voice In Your Ear, And Would Do Anything To Get On Someones Dick.
OMG I Cant Get Maleka Away From Me She Is The Wierdest, She Wants To Suck Me Off, And She Doesn't Even Know That She Is The Most Annoying Person Ever!!!
"Damb Man She Must Be A Milf Muff"