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10 sheets of acid.
10 tabs is a strip 10 strips is a sheet.
— Why is Jake in the psychiatric ward?
— He ate a whole Bible
Mary: “I hail the bible”
Stephanie: “dam u gay ass bitch, me to”
an ancient novel full of murder, corruption, slavery, homophobia, beastiality, incest and cruelty. it is often read to young children on a sunday.
Parent: come on kid, we're going to study the bible.
Kid: don't you mean that moldy old book that tells lies?
Parent: yes! praise jesus!
a book to read to scripture of god.
(super good read)
Bella- Let’s go to crack co*caine in the school restroom
sam- no I think i’ll read mg bible instead
lovie- Ahem
The Bible is a book of GOD, it is Holy, though often contains many memes as said by the kids these days. Amen.
Dave: Oh Man, I love reading the Bible
Charlie: What’s that?
Dave: Something all the hip kids have
A Word used when you swear. Usually used by the Kardashian
Swear you won't tell anyone.
Bible
The Bible is a book that was made between about 1200 and 165 BC and continuesly remade for thousands of years, the books timeline goes all the way to the beginning.
Hey, let's go to church, you need to know the bible to know God.