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A Hamster is someone you think is the greatest- until you get to know them.
You put all your hopes and dreams into this fantasy of a person, but really you're just spinning your wheels in place and an actual future with them is non existent (like a hamster on a wheel- get it?).
"What happened to that guy you've been gushing about?"
"Oh, Tom? Yeah, he turned out to be a hamster."
A name to refer to your significant other by
Let’s go Watch Squid Game my little Spit Hamster
Blowing through a dog toy squeaker
Hey man, stop playing a hamster lullabye, it's really annoying.
A mom that frequently takes the virginity of younger men.
Your moms been hanging around with our friends quite a bit lately, you sure she isn't a hamster mom?
When a man lays across the roof of a automobile and hangs his member from the sunroof,meanwhile the occupant(s) drink from said member like a hamster in a cage drinking from the bottle
Man, Carrie gave me a hamster sunroof in my 1500 last night it was crazy, esp doing 45 in a 25.
When a man lays on top of the roof of a car and sticks his dick through the (open) sunroof and the woman essentially acts like a thirsty hamster or vice versa when a woman splits over the sunroof and then man eats that up from inside the car
Mark: yeah bro my girl sent me this tiktok about the hamster sunroof and let me tell you dude, you can’t knock till you try it, best nut ever
James: damn man I wish my girl would eat my meat like that
When three or more males tape a Hamster to a pole, then violently have sex with it .until it dies/falls apart
Dude, Hamtaro would be so great for a hamster blowout.