A comeback that breaks everyones ankles in a matter of seconds
kid 1: Your super fat
kid 2: I know you are but what am I
Something you say when you know your joke was wack but don’t want to admit it.
Guy 1: If you’re going to eat your words, spit them out and eat them again!
Guy 2: That joke was ass.
Guy 1: I know you are but what am I.
Guy 2: 🤦 ♂️
This question tests if an adult male is a real man or not. A woman asks when assessing if an adult male is worth being in a romantic relationship with. If the guy says yes, he is a real man. If he is confused by the question, he is not worthy. If he says no but expresses interests in improving himself, don't write him off as a not-man yet. there is still hope
"Mike, do you know what to do with a box of bees? "
"uh, no?"
"then learn or go away. I only date REAL MEN."
Expending wealth at the onset of success
I work hard and besides, you know im shittin
you have a deeper understanding who this person is deep down. You know all their flaws and all their perfections. Everything they embody.
Her: How do you know
Him: I know you.
I won’t let you go. I’ll show you the world if you say so. Oh she’s so bad, i’ll make it last. And baby i can’t leave you aLOOOONNEEEEE WE’LL TAKE THE HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN AND I CANT WAIT TO LOVE YOU ALL ALONE
Do you ever just, “baby you should know, i won’t let you go”, or are you normal