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The most badass SHIELD agent ever. Played by actress Ming-Na Wen. She is a SHIELD specialist trained in combat, weaponry, piloting, and could kill you a hundred different ways with a plastic spoon. Her one weakness is the man she is madly in love with, Phil Coulson
Daisy: Damn I wish I was as good as Melinda May.
Coulson: I don't know, she's pretty hot. Melinda May is also basically my wife.
Daisy: Dont remind me...
Phil: Y'know I fucked her in Tahiti?
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Hang out with your gf/bf/so day!!
By Brittney
Y/n: You wanna go to the movies?
Oliver: No, I have to study for a test.
Y/n: To bad it's may 31st.
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The most natural, kind and collected girl you'll ever meet. She doesnt need heaps of makeup or a pricey outfit to look nice as she is naturally stunning. Lucy May is very humorous and has a great personality. She is very outgoing, fun and loves being romantic. If your lucy May is left handed especially that means shes a keeper.
Bill: Dang you see her?
Conner: Hell yeah, her hair stands out a mile away.
Bill: Shes beautiful
Lucy May is amazing.
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The day where people with best dicks in the world are born
*Conversation between two girls on May 9th*
Girl 1: Wow, it’s Alex’s birthday today! He must have some really good dick...
Girl 2: Yes, I heard it’s the best!
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If you are born on this day your are beautiful . You are highly intelligent and love animals . When people are horrible you get angry . But if somebody treats u kindly u do . Your pet peeve is rude people
Oh yeah she was born in may 18th she’s so kind and hot
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Dude today is May 17th go give the birthday dirk a gift
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