Melinda May

The most badass SHIELD agent ever. Played by actress Ming-Na Wen. She is a SHIELD specialist trained in combat, weaponry, piloting, and could kill you a hundred different ways with a plastic spoon. Her one weakness is the man she is madly in love with, Phil Coulson

Daisy: Damn I wish I was as good as Melinda May.
Coulson: I don't know, she's pretty hot. Melinda May is also basically my wife.
Daisy: Dont remind me...
Phil: Y'know I fucked her in Tahiti?

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may 3rd

the day of some of the best friends/lovers. they know how to deal with situations and can be a big bitch, but if you're on their good side feel special because they're a keeper

im so happy to be a may 3rd's friend

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Lucy May

The most natural, kind and collected girl you'll ever meet. She doesnt need heaps of makeup or a pricey outfit to look nice as she is naturally stunning. Lucy May is very humorous and has a great personality. She is very outgoing, fun and loves being romantic. If your lucy May is left handed especially that means shes a keeper.

Bill: Dang you see her?

Conner: Hell yeah, her hair stands out a mile away.

Bill: Shes beautiful

Lucy May is amazing.

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May 18th

If you are born on this day your are beautiful . You are highly intelligent and love animals . When people are horrible you get angry . But if somebody treats u kindly u do . Your pet peeve is rude people

Oh yeah she was born in may 18th she’s so kind and hot

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May 17th

Nation give a kiss day!

Dude today is May 17th go give the birthday dirk a gift

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du may

fuck you in Vietnamese.

Du may, con cho de...means Fuck you son of a bitch.

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May 4th

This is the birthday of someone amazing, they might look like a molerat but hey it’s okay.

“Hey you look kinda like a molerat...”
“Oh yeah i was born on May 4th”

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