dog shrapnel

When you have an aggressive chewing dog, and he destroys toys and projectiles and leaves the pieces around the house, car, shed, yard, etc....

I can drive to lunch, if you don't mind the dog hair, and dog shrapnel in the back seat.

gabe the dog

A miniature American Eskimo dog that is featured in "bork remixes", featuring footage of Gabe mixed in with other content. Gabe died on 20th January 2017, announced on the official Facebook page for Gabe.

Sleep tight, pupper.

Person 1: Have you seen my new bork remix?

Person 2: Yeah! Gabe the dog is so cute.

Japanese Dog

Noun. To yank someone's collar or, preferably tie, violently back and forth while yelling "are you a Japanese dog?". This will no doubt cause them to snarl angrily, much like a Japanese dog would if you jerked their collar back and forth. Giving someone a Japanese dog is frequently considered a merse.

Marshall totally gave Christian a Japanese dog before his Spanish presentation. Christian had to stand in front of the whole class with his tie fucked up!

Guide Dogging

Guide Dogging is the act of a man holding another man's penis doing urinating at a communal urinal. Double Guide Dogging is the same as above but the penis holder is having his penis held also.

"Dude, guide dog me" "Let's get our Guide Dogging on"

Factory Dog

A member of the species 𝘊𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺. They evolved from an ancestral factory where they inbred, and they could not breed with other dogs (peripatetic speciation). Mainly, factory dogs cannot aim or hit what he is trying to.

Person 1: *Can't hit his shots*
Person 2: Oh my god, you are the biggest factory dog ever.

short dog

A half-pint of liquor, usually vodka.

Sammy had him a short dog every morning on his way to work.

fat dogging

1) An old phrase dating back to the sixties or seventies that is one-hundred percent real. 'Fat Dogging' has recently gained popularity in the community college scene, where it would totally be acceptable to throw a themed party based around the expression. Trust me, I'm a doctor.

2) The new dance craze sweeping the nation.

1 - "I'm going to be fat dogging for midterms all afternoon!"

"Hey, I've heard that expression before!"

"You're right Kevin! I can say it all day without it reminding me of bears in any way!

2 - "There's a brand new dance

Based on an old phrase.

It's called the fat dog and it will amaze.

You've heard this expression

Your entire life.

It's not made up, It's not made up!"

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