porn for michael bay
any visual effects that include large, complicated shiny things moving fast with cool sound effects, or big explosions. made solely for the acid-trip like coolness without the 8 hours of scariness and always with a happy, pro-America ending
similar to Destruction Porn
Guy: hey man, have you seen Knowing?
Man:yeah guy, total bay porn when you see the alien ship, its all these spinning black shiny plates. dunno how ur supposed to ride in it tho
Guy:nice, any explosions?
Man:i think so, something about solar flares setting the world on fire
Guy: also nice
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When a bar or party is full of ugly girls. Especially used when you are the first one there and have to report back to your friends
"Hey Nic, how's the party?"
"Man, it is a bay of pigs, I'm out of here!"
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a person who sifts through products on e-bay but does not buy anything.
he cant afford anything on e-bay hes just a free-bay.
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San Francisco, CA. This usage refers to the debauchery going on in the city, and its generally loose attitudes when it comes to sex.
So, Dude, where are you going tonite?
Across the bridge to the Babylon-by-the-Bay. Want to grab some hot ass for my nightly workout...
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Where someone or something belonging to a person has been put up as an item up for sale on eBay.
"Look, Kieron Dyer is on eBay."
"Hey, Joe, someone put your mum on eBay."
"Hey look, you've been e-bayed!"
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All we have in this tiny town is big Indians shooting all our moose Hudson Bay is known for fucking up porcupines greasy fuck boys and Filipinos that have no sense of style Hudson Bay boys also have massive cocks so we can fuck all of the porcupines woman
Hudson Bay
What you want to do tonite
Letβs go fuck up some porcupine kids for some fun
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Some guy who makes movies based on nostalgic cartoons/shows, puts some explosions in it, extends the run time, and calls it a movie
Person 1: Hey look a new Transformer movie
Person 2: I wonder how many explosions Micheal Bay will use this time
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