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When you give anal sex to someone who is constipated in an attempt to clear up their constipation.
Person 1: "My stomach is killing me, I think I'm constipated."
Person 2: "A reverse beaver oughta clear that up."
When a girl gets a excited and wet for you, some dude, or hopefully another girl. For some reason she doesn't get worked over in time and she dries out. Until she's able to clean up and shower she has a skunked beaver.
Damn Leslie, that's funky, you got a skunked beaver. Get yourself a shower.
A type of beaver endemic to the Yucatan Peninsula. It uses it’s huge teeth to get it’s way , eat huge amounts of chocolate, and fend off predators.
The Blanca Beaver eats chocolate by the river’s edge.
Crusted pieces of feces, dried semen, blood, vaginal discharge or other similar substance found on the pubic hair of a woman. More common in the 1970s and 80s when hairy pussy was popular. Can be found on gutter sluts with poor personal hygiene.
What do you think Hillary is doing tonight? Probably combing the beaver berries out of her bush.
I am not going camping without a shower for that long again. By the third day I had a patch of beaver berries to harvest.
I was feeling adventurous so I went for down a beaver canoe.
This happens during sex when a girl's 'beaver' gives you a friction burn.
Me: Man, Julie and I were going at it the other night, and she gave me a beaver rash!
Him: I hear there is ointment for that!