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1. When someone screws up beyond normal standards.
2. Someone makes themselves look like a douche-fag. To the point when you laugh your ass off.
3. When Evgeni Nabokov lets Johen Franzen score 4 goals in one period. Priceless.
"Did you see the wings games last night?!"
"No, what happened?!"
"Nabokov shit the bed, it was hilarious!"
get up early - under the pretense that if you shit in bed you have to get up anyway and clean it.
see kin ell
Boss - "Not late today then?"
Dude - "Na, shit the bed!"
When you sleep with a figure of authority in order to move higher up whatever ladder you are on.
Sandra knew her fake boobs and blonde hair could only get her so far. If she was ever going to win this beauty pageant she would have to start bedding the rules.
Did you hear about that intern Monica? apparently she's started bedding the rules.
When you have been sitting in the bed for hours, probably with your laptop in your knee, moving your ass around for beater comfort you might suddenly realize you got a bed wedgie!
It's simply when your underpants goes up your cheeks.
Martin Luther king: AH, shit man! I've got a bed wedgie!
Santa: Pull it out then, FOOL!
60s/70s euphemism for "have sex"
I think I'll ask Nancii out Friday night, I want to go to bed with her.
Freddie: I think I may have jizzed in your shit last night.
Mia: Sonovabitch!
Freddie: It's cool because I made you breakfast in bed (hands morning after pill to girl)
Mia: Awww babe! Your the best!
Means something went terribly wrong.
Larry: "I was sleeping with this girl last night and I woke up t see she that she had shit the bed."