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The act of receiving dome while dropping a loaf in the countryside. Preferably from a family member.
George received a country blumpkin while at Ed's house in Harmony. It was the stinkiest blow job ever.
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While receiving a blumpkin, instead of using the toilet to release your shitty load, you use a female or male's mouth. While the other female or male covers the blowjob portion.
Erin and Aspen give a KILLER double blumpkin!
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A variation of the blumpkin, in which the reverse cowgirl is substituted for the normal accompaniment of fellatio to a good old country shit.
"Last night little Johnny damned-near walked in on a blumpkin, but Donna had the wherewithall to shift her ass into the reverse cowgirl, so we told the little guy we both had to shit at the same time. The country blumpkin saved our family !"
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The act of getting a blowjob while taking a shit in a random ditch down in the south. After shitting you then take the fecal matter and cover the girl in it. You then run that black bitch out of town yelling, "FOR THE CONFEDERACY"
That bitch gave me a confederate blumpkin....then I had to lynch her
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While shitting, getting head as she dips. Yummy spicy mint skoal saliva on your member as you take a wonderful blumpkin.
DUDE!!!! She totally gave me a spicy blumpkin, it was AWESOME!!!
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The act of receiving a blumpkin from a lava twat.
Yo bro, i gotta nice flaming blumpkin from dat ginger over there.
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The act of receiving a rim job while concurrently taking a dump and receiving a handjob.
Man I got this rusty blumpkin last night, aboslutely filled this chicks mouth with crap.
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