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When you're bored of masturbating but you do it anyway because you bored of everything else too and at least that gives you some kind of feeling.
This being defined as
You: man I'm so bored of jacking off but honestly everything else feels the same so I guess I'll masturbate.
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being bored to the max, not doing anything fun, feeling like your a loser and have no friends
(your home on a friday night) "man im extra dumb bored"
1) someone who is very boring
2) someone who uses the same phrase or joke again and again making them very boring
3) An insult normaly put at people who dont stand up for themselves
1) That bob is a boring little cunt, all he does is sit still
2) He just keeps on saying that over and over again, hes such a little cunt
3) Your such a boring little cunt you cry baby
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Well apparently you are too, so I'll link you to Youtube's main page lol
Oh I can't write links so find something to do you skrub
Extreme boredom is the only reason you're on Urban Dictionary.
i'm bored as fuck
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A recognized medical condition that results in feelings of intense boredom at a phish show due to disinterest in a particularly lame song or ones surroundings. This feeling may occur naturally, but is also known to be chemically induced. Being phish-show bored has several stages with initial symptoms that include excessively fidgeting with articles of one's clothing such as the hem of a skirt and/or aimlessly wandering about a concert venue. As the condition progresses, those affected may begin seeking out disgusting food items like dreaded crotch pretzels or attempt to bathe themselves in water fountains. The only known cure at this time is to entirely cover oneself in condiments such as mustard or ketchup. Fortunately these are often readily available at many food courts, although this may require purchase of an exorbitantly priced hotdog. This is not to be confused with the similar condition "over-it".
Hey Brah, do you see that chick over there all covered in mustard-she must be wicked phish-show bored.
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