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a little black book containing phone number of every craigs-hook you have ever had
having a craigs-book doesn't prevent you from getting married; you can keep your craigs-book as a trophy from your bachelors days
The little black book that contains the name and address of every craigs-hook you have had
Keep your craigs-book as a trophy, even of you get married
Sexy Craig: adjective // noun
Definition: A suave, attractive male who only engages in finger-banging women as opposed to full sexual intercourse.
"God, I can't even sit down after my date with that sexy Craig last night."
The sexiest man to ever grace the planet and also the best footballer ever. He makes any woman as wet as Millwall tears when he walks past
I love Craig Dawson
Do you have Mr. Mcgorry?
Yes! He's so Punny!
So Craig Mcgorry you mean!
A failed attempt at flexing nuts; huge chochbag, small wiener.
Person A:Hey go find out how to shoot the pan in the backyard.
Person B: Hey quit being a Craig Matz