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When two dudes tie their penises together also known as a bronut.
Hairy and Steve were doing the bro cuddle and had to call 911.
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1. Noun/Verb. The feeling or state after the consumption of massive amount of carbs (ex. pizza, cake, pasta) resulting in desire to cuddle, snuggle, and/or contort into the fetal position. The person experiencing said coma will often be accompanied by a pillow or a friend, partner, or companion also experiencing the phenomenon.
"Yo dude, where's Dave?"
"Bro, he's on the couch with Tommy having a carb coma cuddle. They finished off the rest of the pizza."
fat hangover food coma
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WHEN SLEEPING IN BED WITH YOUR FEMALE PARTNER, YOU PULL HER PANTIES DOWN AND JERK OFF, SPRAYING CUM ALL OVER HER ASS
MY GIRLFRIEND FELL ASLEEP AND WOKE UP STUCK TO THE SHEETS. I GAVE HER THE NEW JERSEY CUDDLE
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October 28th is National Cuddling Day!
“Today’s the 28th! National Cuddling Day.”
“Alright then.”
*spoons on the couch for a few hours
Guy: do you know What today is
Girl: March 24?
Guy: No its national cuddle day!
Happens on March 24th
When a couple goes on a date that is just eating hot pockets at home, going to the couch in the living room and then they cuddle.
Matthew: Hiya Rod, How did the date with you and Clay go?
Rod: ah, nothing much, just Hot Pockets and Cuddles
Matthew: man, sounds like the best date ever.
When two couples cuddle in the same room in different beds while watching a movie.
My roommate and I are both having boys over... so it's double cuddle night!