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When something is really expensive, a company will nickel and dime a lot of money out of you making it a Jew deal
Club Pilates: that’ll be $200 a month for 4 classes a month for Pilates
Customer: that’s a Jew deal. No way it’s that much for Pilates
The man type deal is when you have sex with a male.
Guy 1: Hey you love the man type deal Guy 2: What's that? Guy1:It means you have sex with a man
Returning to your previous life of petty crime once you either completed your sentence for the same crime or you were charged but never convicted.
Paul Pelosi is slinging stocks and cutting deals. Lol.
When you give money to someone for them to buy you something but you give them less money for something larger
Mom if I give you 20 bucks can you buy me something that’s 70 that’s a Ava deal
A rather sophisticated term for masturbating.
My therapist asked me what I did to keep myself busy when I was bored, so I told him that I was always dealing myself a hand of solitaire on Sunday afternoons.
When you or someone you know is to lazy to take care of things themselves and has to have there father help them.
Yo mike's dad is paying for half of his car because he is to lazy to work. Damn he be getting those (Daddy Deals)
(n.) a failure in friend group politics; when two parties fail to come to an agreement about how a night on the town should play out.
Like in a No Deal Brexit scenario, parties involved in the bar crawl face a severance in relations for the evening, splitting into respective factions. Each must rely on texting outside friends to survive.
Luke wants downtown but Anna says uptown.
Looks like we're headed for a No Deal Bar Crawl.